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    WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.

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    How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?

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    How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.

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    Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.

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    Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.

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    See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.

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    Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?

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    Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.

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    See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.

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    For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

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    Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.

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    You didn't like those brand new underwear right?

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    Yell at a puppy.

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    Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.

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